"Expect the Best, Prepare for the Worst, F*ck What Others Think and Do Your Own Thing" Wooden Sticker


Even many of the greatest human minds were dismissed as crackpots in their day, yet they found the courage to march to the beat of their own drum and persevere. This little dose of motivation that can be put nearly anywhere will help to remind you to continue persevering, despite your critics. Our wooden stickers are a perfect solution to expressing yourself on a variety of surfaces, including laptops, notebooks, lockers, and more. 


We invite you to choose your favorite wood color(s) or opt for our variety pack, containing three stickers with one in each of the three colors.


Note that the exact wood pattern and coloration will vary between them simply due to the organic nature of the wood itself. Additionally, monitor display colors vary from screen to screen. Regardless, you can rest assured that choose to utilize only gorgeous slices of wood and that it'll be beautifully and uniquely yours. For more information on wood coloration and grain patterns, see our related blog post.


Handle with care. These stickers are made of very thin, natural wood. While quite flexible, they do not fold around tight corners. They are also not waterproof so they should not be immersed in water.




  • Width: 3.75 inches (95.25 mm)
  • Height: 1.875 inches (47.625 mm)
  • Thickness: approximately 1/32 inches (1 mm)
  • Features slightly rounded corners



(Incredibly sticky & Durable)



We design and create all of our products right here in our home in beautiful San Antonio, Texas. My wife and I tag-team most of our design, sanding, and finishing work after we cut and sand the wood to size and shape. Complex and intricate items are then given their final shapes with the help of our advanced CO2 laser.

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